Mr. Matthew comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around
his
neck:
"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a
baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we
can't
tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Matthew receives a telephone call from electricity supplier
because the electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs.Matthew? "
"Yes... speaking"
electricity guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the electricity guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????"
" Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
" GOD!!!!!!... ...... This is too much........ .."
"Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you
are
overdue"
"I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He
will
speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a
bull,
rushes to electricity office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at electricity office , "it's
nothing
serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
This Post is written by: Ritesh R. Warke GPRS Expert & Webmaster. Ritesh R. Warke is a professional Ethical hacker, web designer and front end web developer.
his
neck:
"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a
baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we
can't
tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Matthew receives a telephone call from electricity supplier
because the electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs.Matthew? "
"Yes... speaking"
electricity guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the electricity guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????"
" Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
" GOD!!!!!!... ...... This is too much........ .."
"Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you
are
overdue"
"I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He
will
speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a
bull,
rushes to electricity office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at electricity office , "it's
nothing
serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
This Post is written by: Ritesh R. Warke GPRS Expert & Webmaster. Ritesh R. Warke is a professional Ethical hacker, web designer and front end web developer.
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