Dark in here

Ritesh Warke On Friday, April 1, 2011

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her
husband is at work.

Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year son was hiding
in the closet. Her husband came home

unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the
closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250,"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that
the boy and the mom's lover are in the
closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750,"
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss
the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold
them.

The father asks, "How much did you sell them

for?" The son says, $1000," The father
says, "that's terrible to overcharge your
friends like that. That is way more then those
two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess." They go to the
church and the father alerts the priest, and
makes the little boy sit in the confession
booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit
again.":

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